> Dain bramaged
> Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
> Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
> Boldly going nowhere
> CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!
> Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends
> He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged
> Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window!
> How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
> Axe me about Ebonics
> CATS The other white meat
> Don't be sexist - broads hate that
> I'm an imbecile and I vote
> Money Isn't Everything... But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch
> If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now
> Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it!
> WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
> Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ***?
> If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
> Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
> You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me not you!
> Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
> JESUS SAVES...He Passes It To Gretzky...Gretzky Shoots...He Scores!
> You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
> Save Your Breath...You'll need it to blow up your date!
> Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
> Grow your own dope, plant a man
> All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
> Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
> I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
> WANTED Meaningful overnight relationship.
> BEER It's not just for breakfast anymore.
> I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
> Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
> All men are idiots....I married their king.
> The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
> IRS We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
> Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
> Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
> Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
> Hang up and drive.
> Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
> I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
> Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
> It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
> We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.
> Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
> Consciousness That annoying time between naps.
> Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
> Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
> Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
> Honk If You Want To See My Finger
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