> > A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her
> > right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."
> > He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go
along."
> >
> > So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a
very
> > nice resort. One morning they were laying by the pool, when he got up
off
> of
> > his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half
tuck
> > gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in
> > jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a
> > knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on
the
> > towel.
> >
> > She said," That was incredible!"
> >
> > He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you
we'd
> > learn more about ourselves as we went along."
> >
> > So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about
> > thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out
of
> > breath.
> >
> > He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
> >
> > "No." she said, "I was a hooker in Council Bluffs, Iowa and I worked
both
> > sides of the river!!.
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