Some of you may like this, some may not. Oh, well!
> > > Thoughts for the day......
> > >
> > > I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do
is
> > > stalk
> > > them and hope they panic and give in.
> > >
> > > I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
> > > assholes.
> > >
> > > I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only
takes
> > > suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
> > >
> > > I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen
minutes.
> > > After
> > > that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.
> > >
> > > I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they
are
> > > more
> > > fucked up than you think.
> > >
> > > I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're
> > > finished.
> > >
> > > I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
> > > celebrities.
> > >
> > > I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship
is
> > > at
> > > first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money
to
> > > take its
> > > place.
> > >
> > > I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when
> > > you're
> > > down will be the ones who do.
> > >
> > > I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends, because
their
> > > dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.
> > >
> > > I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children,
they
> > > will
> > > eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.
> > >
> > > I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken
> > > from you
> > > too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
> > >
> > > I've learned to say "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6
> > > languages.
> > >
> > > Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me, they'll appreciate it.
Who
> > > knows,
> > > maybe something good will happen. If not... tough shit.
> > >
> >
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