humor

[Calvin Krug <ckrug@laf.cioe.com>]

A proctologist walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he
pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to
write with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer
with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great! Some
asshole's got my pen!"


Calvin K.