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Subject: Fw: Secret Cat Diary
From: "Dan Neuhaus" <dannyneu@mwci.net>
Date: Fri, 28 Jul 2000 21:27:43 -0500
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Subject: Secret Cat Diary


> 
>  
>       Secret Cat Diary
>  
>       DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little
>       dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I
>       am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me
>       going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get
>       from shredding the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I
>       may eat another houseplant and cough it up on the carpeting.
>  
>       DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving
>       around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded,
>       must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to
>       disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again
>       induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try
>       this on their bed (again).
>  
>       DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with
>       sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of
>       the night.
>  
>       DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless
>       body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of,
>       and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed
>       and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm.
>       Not working according to plan...
>  
>       DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no
>       good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time
>       however it included a burning foamy
>       chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such
>       a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still
>       stuck between my teeth and the tiny bit of flesh under my
>       claws.
>  
>       DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their
>       accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event.
>       However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of
>       the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I
>       overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of
>       "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my
>       advantage.
>  
>       DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and
>       maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more
>       than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on
>       the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered
>       their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and
>       speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every
>       move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his
>       safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of
>       time.
>   
> 
> 

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     Secret Cat Diary

     DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little
     dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I
     am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me
     going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get
     from shredding the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I
     may eat another houseplant and cough it up on the carpeting.

     DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving
     around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded,
     must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to
     disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again
     induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try
     this on their bed (again).

     DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with
     sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of
     the night.

     DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless
     body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of,
     and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed
     and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm.
     Not working according to plan...

     DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no
     good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time
     however it included a burning foamy
     chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such
     a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still
     stuck between my teeth and the tiny bit of flesh under my
     claws.

     DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their
     accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event.
     However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of
     the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I
     overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of
     "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my
     advantage.

     DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and
     maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more
     than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on
     the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered
     their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and
     speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every
     move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his
     safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of
     time.



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