Another member of the "great unwashed" enters the gene pool...
----- Original Message -----
From: Kansa, Robert <KansaR@diebold.com>
To: <wsthompson@thicko.com>
Cc: <lflaherty65@yahoo.com>; <dmkansa@drbsystems.com>
Sent: Monday, July 10, 2000 2:13 PM
Subject: southwind racing
> OK...so...
> I went home and said " mom, I wanna join Team Thicko" she ran up the
stairs and cried, my father looked at me and said, "GET OUT, you aint no son
of mine!"
> my little brother just looked at me in awe..all my friends asked me
hundreds of questions...how long for?...and would i ever come back?..goodbye
cruel world i'm off to join Team Thicko. It was the adverse reaction of
others to what I was about to do that assured me I was making the right
decision..it must be something special for people to react this way to me
....I thought hey it would be fun dressing up in a bright outfit, getting
into a funny little car and making people clap and children laugh.
>
> OK...so...
> in order to be a member do I have to go to a bunch of races?..we are much
to poor to do that...even though we want to..or can we just keep no more
than 50 dollars balance in our checking account.
> hey I brew my own beer and ale...its even good! no chunks.
> and we can be responsible for a salad side dish when we come since names
that end with g-j are responsible for salad side dishes..
> crew girl Mary has crawled around in the mud and changed a rear end as
well as the fact she flashes her headlights..
> crew girl Lena plays a mean flute and knows how to torque my nuts....I
mean the cars that is ...
> crew guy Dave separated from his wife, but kept his dog and half finished
59 sprite.
> and the cars real sponsor is visa
> as for me ...my job is to get bitched at for asking the crew to clean that
icky grey stuff the wheels off and oil off the engine one more time and to
hear.."another nut and bolt check??? but bob, team thicko is partying!!"
> all i do is build it and drive it...they have the job of putting up with
me and my sick speed obsession. I also have the responsibility of convincing
the girls that Daisy Duke shorts alter the space time continuum and make the
cars run better..if that's not "thick" then I give up..
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> don't touch that dial, wait there's more...its not bad enough I cant
afford to buy water for kids to drink since our spring dried up or lime for
the outhouse because of the new tranny I had to buy for gingerman...oh
no...I had to go out and buy a almost illegal drug called a Ginetta
G4....any of those on Team Thicko yet?
> ..OK....so...
> if you send me an application..or at least a bill for a couple of three
decals (along with the decals),
> and don't scorn me for my dysfunctional family or the fact my track tent
dosnt leak yet. I would be honored to be a part of the madness...
> oh and by the way..
> does loosing your brakes at gingerman because the rear shoes debonded
count for breakage points?...no brakes go faster right?..
> Robert M kansa
> Mary L Kansa
> Lena Flaherty
> Dave Kansa
> Jon Flaherty
> Southwind Racing
> 2357 copley rd
> akron ohio (yeah rubber city)
> 44320 swindrace@aol.com
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