Sorry for the test earlier, having server problems. Maybe this will help
anyone comming over here any time soon
29 Pick-Up Lines just for the Aussie Chick
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1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do you work for Australia Post? I thought I saw you checking out my package
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to
you.
6. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you
seen one?
7. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
8. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
9. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Grace Bros, so I could ride you all
day long for a dollar.
10. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille nametag.
11. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
12. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?
13. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.
14. Are those real?
15. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
16. You can feel the magic between us ... No, lower
17. Walk up to girl, don't say anything, then after 35 seconds...(Look down at
your crotch) - "Well it's not just going to suck itself".
18. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
19. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
20. F*@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga?
21. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
22. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
23. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
24. My friend wants to know if you think I'M cute.
25. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
26. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
27. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could
do it in public.
28. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? What you don't like pizza?
29. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them?
Neil
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