and you engineers are too busy figuring out dumb shit like this while us
sales slime folks are out making money...
Livin' large (no fat jokes...)
Flounder
----- Original Message -----
From: <Gregory_Schulz@mil-elect-tool.com>
To: <team-thicko@autox.team.net>
Sent: Tuesday, June 06, 2000 3:05 PM
Subject: Fwd: Salary Theorem
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> Attn: all Thicko engineers and scientists <g>
>
> >Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers
> >and scientists can never earn as much salary as
> >business executives and salespeople. This theorem
> >can now be supported by a mathematical equation
> >based on the following two postulates:
> >
> > Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
> > Postulate 2: Time is Money.
> >
> >As every engineer knows:
> >
> > WORK = POWER * TIME
> >
> >Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have:
> >
> > WORK = KNOWLEDGE * MONEY
> >
> >Solving for Money, we get:
> >
> > MONEY = WORK / KNOWLEDGE
> >
> >Thus, as KNOWLEDGE approaches zero, MONEY approaches
> >infinity regardless of the amount of WORK done.
> >
> >Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make
> >
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