> > Ghost or-----
> >
> > A professor at the University of Kentucky is giving a lecture on the
> > supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people
> here
> > believe in ghosts?"
> >
> > About 90 students raise their hands.
> >
> > "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
do
> > any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?"
> >
> > About 40 students raise their hands.
> >
> > "That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
> >
> > 15 students raise their hands.
> >
> > "That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
> >
> > 3 students raise their hands.
> >
> > "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any
of
> > you ever made love to a ghost?"
> >
> > One student way in the back raises his hand.
> >
> > The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the years I've been
> giving
> > this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've
> got
> > to come up here and tell us about your experience."
> >
> > A redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make
his
> way
> > up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to
have
> > sex with a ghost."
> >
> > The student replies, "Ghost?!?
> >
> > Shiiiiiit...From way back there I thought you said "goats."
> >
>
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