> An Irish priest is in a church on Saturday afternoon, hearing
> confessions...A man walks in and kneels down and begins his confession -
> Father, it has been two weeks since my last confession. These are my sins:
> Last night I had sex with Nookie Green.
> That is your sin?
> Yes, Father.
> You are forgiven. Go out and say one "Our Father." The man leaves. Soon,
> another enters and kneels. Father, it has been one month since my last
> confession. These are my sins: I have had sex with Nookie Green every week
> for the last month.
> The priest thinks to himself this Nookie Green woman is fairly popular
with
> his male parishioners...
> Those are your sins?
> Yes, Father.
> You are forgiven. Go out and say three "Hail Marys." The man leaves.
Soon,
> another enters and kneels down. Father, it has been six months since my
> last confession. These are my sins: I have had sex with Nookie Green twice
> a week for the last six months.
> This time, the priest has to ask - Who is this Nookie Green Just a woman I
> know, Father.
> Very well - you are forgiven. Go out and say ten "Hail Marys." The priest
> closes the church for the evening and leaves wondering who this Nookie
> Green woman is...
> The next morning, the priest is up in front of his congregation saying
> mass. The doors fly open in the back of the church and in walks this
woman,
> a tall redhead with long gorgeous hair, a green sequin dress, green
> sequined heels and a green hat with a long green feather coming from it.
> She walks straight up the aisle and sits down right in front of the
> priest, her knees apart.
> The priest cannot help but stop and stare. He finally catches himself and
> leans over to ask the altar boy - Pssssst. Is that Nookie Green? The
altar
> boy has a look and says, "No, Father, I think it's just the reflection off
> her shoes."
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