>Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going
>anywhere in
>life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. Bubba goes in
>
>first, and the professor advises him to take math, history, and logic.
>What's logic?" asked Bubba.
> The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a
>weed-eater?" "I sure do," answered the redneck.
> "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the
>professor. "That's real good," the redneck responded in awe. The
>professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a
>yard, you also have a house." Impressed, the redneck shouted,
>"AMAZIN'!!!!!" "And since you own a
>house, logic dictates that you have a wife." "Betty Mae! This is
>incredible!" (Bubba is obviously catching on.)
>
> "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are
>heterosexual," said the professor. "You're absolutely right! Why
>that's the
>most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I can't wait to take this here
>logic
>class." Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back
>into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting.
>
> "So what classes are ya takin?" he asks. "Math, history, and logic,"
>replies Bubba. "What in tarnation is logic?"
>
>"Let me give you an example.
>
> Do ya own a weed-eater?"
>
> "No."
>
> "You're queer, ain't ya?"
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