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Ya can't argue with logic

To: "Thickos" <team-thicko@autox.team.net>
Subject: Ya can't argue with logic
From: "Irv Korey" <emanteno@attglobal.net>
Date: Sat, 8 Apr 2000 17:18:15 -0500

>Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going
>anywhere in 
>life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.  Bubba goes in
>
>first, and the professor advises him to take math, history, and logic.
>What's logic?" asked Bubba.
>  The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a 
>weed-eater?" "I sure do," answered the redneck.
>  "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the 
>professor. "That's real good," the redneck responded in awe. The
>professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a
>yard, you also have  a house." Impressed, the redneck shouted,
>"AMAZIN'!!!!!" "And since you own a 
>house, logic dictates that you have a wife." "Betty Mae!  This is 
>incredible!" (Bubba is obviously catching on.) 
>   
>  "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are 
>heterosexual," said the professor. "You're absolutely right!  Why
>that's the 
>most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I can't wait to take this here
>logic 
>class."  Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back
>into  the hallway where Cooter is still waiting.  
>   
>  "So what classes are ya takin?" he asks. "Math, history, and logic," 
>replies Bubba. "What in tarnation is logic?"
>  
>"Let me give you an example.  
>   
>  Do ya own a weed-eater?"  
>   
>  "No." 
>   
>  "You're queer, ain't ya?"
>
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