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Life and Love on Mars

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Subject: Life and Love on Mars
From: Rikrock@aol.com
Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 17:17:58 EST
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 The year is 2222 and Mike and Mary land on Mars after
  > > accumulating
  > > > >  >enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are
  > > talking
  > > > >  >about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market,
  > > if they have
  > > > >  >laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Mary brings
  > > up the
  > > > >  >subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Mary.
  > > > >  >
  > > > >  >   The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do."
  > > > >  >
  > > > >  >   A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap
  > > partners
  > > > >  >for the night and experience one another.
  > > > >  >
  > > > >  >   Mary and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the
 Martian
  > >
  > > > >  >strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member -- about half an
 inch
  > > long and
  > > > > > just a quarter inch thick.
  > > > >  >
  > > > >  >   "I don't think this is going to work," says Mary.
  > > > >  >
  > > > >  >   "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"
  > > > >  >
  > > > >  >   "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"
  > > > >  >
  > > > >  >   "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with
  > > his
  > > > >  >palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's
  > > quite
  > > > >  >impressively long.
  > > > >  >
  > > > >  >   "Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it is still
  > > narrow."
  > > > >  >
  > > > >  >   "No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each
  > > pull,
  > > > >  > his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is
  > > extremely
  > > > >  >exciting to the woman.
  > > > >  >
  > > > >  >   "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad,
  > > passionate love.
  > > > >  >
  > > > >  >   The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go
  > > their separate ways.
  > > > >  >
  > > > >  >    As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?"
  > > > >  >
  > > > >  >    "I hate to say it," says Mary, "but it was pretty wonderful."
  > > "How about you?"
  > > > >  >
  > > > >  >    "It was horrible," he replies, "all I got was a headache...
  > > she
  > > > >  >kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."
 

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