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The year is 2222 and Mike and Mary land on Mars after
> > accumulating
> > > > >enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are
> > talking
> > > > >about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market,
> > if they have
> > > > >laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Mary brings
> > up the
> > > > >subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Mary.
> > > > >
> > > > > The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do."
> > > > >
> > > > > A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap
> > partners
> > > > >for the night and experience one another.
> > > > >
> > > > > Mary and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the
Martian
> >
> > > > >strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member -- about half an
inch
> > long and
> > > > > just a quarter inch thick.
> > > > >
> > > > > "I don't think this is going to work," says Mary.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"
> > > > >
> > > > > "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"
> > > > >
> > > > > "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with
> > his
> > > > >palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's
> > quite
> > > > >impressively long.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it is still
> > narrow."
> > > > >
> > > > > "No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each
> > pull,
> > > > > his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is
> > extremely
> > > > >exciting to the woman.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad,
> > passionate love.
> > > > >
> > > > > The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go
> > their separate ways.
> > > > >
> > > > > As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?"
> > > > >
> > > > > "I hate to say it," says Mary, "but it was pretty wonderful."
> > "How about you?"
> > > > >
> > > > > "It was horrible," he replies, "all I got was a headache...
> > she
> > > > >kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."
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