> A man named Jed has a job which subjects him to
> random
> drug and alcohol checks. One day, his number is
> drawn, and after his
> test, the technician notifies him that he tested
> positive for drugs. Jed
> adamantly denied taking any illegal drugs recently,
> so he was sent for an
> interview with the company doctor.
>
> During his interview, the doctor asks him to
> account for his
> activity the previous night. Jed admitted to the
> doctor that he
> stopped off at the local bar after a ball game with
> his teammates. He told
> the
> doctor that gradually, one by one, the other
> ballplayers left until it was
> only himself and a woman in the bar.
>
> He told the doctor that since he was by himself, he
> sat with her
> and bought her a drink, and pretty soon, she asked
> him for
> a ride home.
>
> The doctor asked "Then what happened?"
>
> Jed told him that as soon as they got in the car,
> the woman became
> quite amorous, and she performed oral sex on him,
> and then
> asked him to perform on her.
>
> "Don't tell me that you did it," said the doctor.
>
> "Sure I did," answered Jed. "Why, what's the
> matter?"
>
> "Well, said the doctor, that's why you tested
> positive.
> That was a barbitchyouate."
>
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Ron Soave
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