A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth
with a key in his hand.
A Cop on the beat sees him, and approaches, "Can I
help you, sir?
"Yesssh! Ssssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man
replies.
The Cop asks, "Where was the car the last time you
saw it?"
"It wassss at da end of thisss key!" the man replies.
About that time the Officer looks down to see that the
man's "thing" is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are
exposing yourself?"
The man looks down woefully and without missing a
beat, moans "OHHH GOD.....they got my girlfriend too!!!"
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