> Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation and that they would make
> this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as
> clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought
> some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
>
> The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb
> and were sitting on their beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and
> the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a tiny bikini came
walking
> straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare and when she passed
> them, she smiled and said, "Good morning Father," "Good morning Father,"
> nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed by. They
were
> both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?
>
> The next day, they went back to the store, bought even more outrageous
> outfits. These were so loud, you could hear them before you even saw
them,
> and again they settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine,
> etc. After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a string bikini
this
> time, came walking toward them again. (They were glad they had sunglasses
> on, because their eyes were about to pop out of their heads). Again, she
> approached them and greeted them individually, "Good morning, Father,"
"Good
> morning, Father" and started to walk away.
>
> One of the priests couldn't stand it and said, "Just a minute young lady.
> Yes, we are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world
> did you know we are priests?"
>
>
> The beautiful blonde smiled and said, "Father, it's me, Sister
> Angela!!!!!!!"
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