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Subject: definitions by gender
From: Ernest Husmann <chusmann@execpc.com>
Date: Tue, 14 Dec 1999 15:40:48 -0600
THINGY: (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male:    The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE: (vul-ner-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male:    Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION: (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male:    Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend
with the boys.
            (Ed.: How this could be "suddenly" when you took the time to
leave a note.)

BUTT: (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes
look bigger.
male:    What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or
goal.  Good
            for mooning.

COMMITMENT: (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male:    Making an effort not to pick up other women while out with
one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT: (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male:    Anything that can be done drinking.

FLATULENCE: (flach-u-lens) n.
female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male:    A source of entertainment (see above definition),
self-expression and male
            bonding.

MAKING LOVE: (may-king luv) n.
female: The greatest expression intimacy a couple can be achieve.
male:    Call it whatever you want, just as long as we end up in bed.


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