THINGY: (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE: (vul-ner-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing football without a helmet.
COMMUNICATION: (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend
with the boys.
(Ed.: How this could be "suddenly" when you took the time to
leave a note.)
BUTT: (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes
look bigger.
male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or
goal. Good
for mooning.
COMMITMENT: (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Making an effort not to pick up other women while out with
one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT: (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Anything that can be done drinking.
FLATULENCE: (flach-u-lens) n.
female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male: A source of entertainment (see above definition),
self-expression and male
bonding.
MAKING LOVE: (may-king luv) n.
female: The greatest expression intimacy a couple can be achieve.
male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we end up in bed.
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