>> Hunting Accident
>>
>> This guy was out hunting one day; he had all the gear, the jacket the
>> boots and the double-barreled shotgun.
>>
>> As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off,
right
>> into his penis.
>>
>> So, he went to the doctor and got put under the gas.
>>
>> When he woke up, he found that the doctor had done a marvelous job
>> repairing it.
>>
>> When he was ready to go home, the doctor gave him a business card. "This
>> is my brothers card. I'll make an appointment for you to see him."
>>
>> The guy says "Is your brother a doctor too?"
>>
>> The doc replies "No, he plays the flute. He'll show you where to put
your
>> fingers so you don't piss in your eye."
>>
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