Subject: Top 10 things men should never say out
loud at Victoria's Secret
10. Does this come in children's sizes?
9. No thanks. Just sniffing.
8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
7. Mom will love this.
6. Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
5. No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
4. Will you model this for me?
3. The Miracle What? This is better than world peace!
2. 45 bucks? You're just gonna end up naked ANYWAY!
And the number one thing that a man should
never, ever say out loud in Victoria's Secret:
1. Oh, honey, you'll NEVER squeeze your ass into that!
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