Goldfish

["Irv Korey" <emanteno@attglobal.net>]

Subject:    GOLD FISH

One day Timmy is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbour, seeing
him  there, decides to investigate.

"Whatcha doin Timmy?" he asks.

Timmy replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him."

"That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the
neighbour.

Timmy shouts back, "That's because he's inside your fucking dead cat.