I think I found the Flounders' personal stash!
WFO Jon
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1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by
your unique point of view.
2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean
you're an artist.
3. Any connection between your reality and mine is
purely coincidental.
4. No, my powers can only be used for good.
5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't
care.
6. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
7. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and
stupid.
8. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your
mouth.
10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us
again...
11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions
I had about you.
12. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of
Karma to burn off.
13. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are
largely ceremonial.
14. How about never? Is never good for you?
15. I'm really easy to get along with once you
people learn to worship me.
16. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being
smarter.
17. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a
message...
18. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
19. At least I have a positive attitude about my
destructive habits.
20. You are validating my inherent mistrust of
strangers.
21. I see you've set aside this special time to
humiliate yourself in public
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