> One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and
pinched
> her on her butt and said,
> "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
>
> While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and
> replied with silence. The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch
on
> the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get
> rid of your bra."
>
> This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by
the
> penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this
up
> we could get rid of the postman, the gardner, the poolman and your
> brother!"
>
>
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