no... just sit back and tap your foot...
----- Original Message -----
From: Linda-Jeanne <lindaj@support.warwick.net>
To: Wm. Severin Thompson <wsthompson@thicko.com>
Cc: Linda-Jeanne <lindaj@support.warwick.net>; TeamThicko
<team-thicko@autox.team.net>
Sent: Sunday, October 31, 1999 6:33 PM
Subject: Re: As is this one...
> William, I am as relaxed as can be. I was just teasing your sense of
> humor.....did you leave it somewhere?
> LJ
>
> "Wm. Severin Thompson" wrote:
>
> > To Linda... keeper of all the "women related" political correctness...
> >
> > The original list of jokes contained as many slams against men as
women...
> >
> > Relax, will ya?
> >
> > WST
> >
> > See below...
> >
> > restroom graffiti:
> >
> > "Friends don't let friends take home ugly men"
> > * Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
> >
> > "The best way to a man's heart is to saw his
> > breast plate open."
> > * Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
> >
> > "Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and
> > doesn't die."
> > * Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
> >
> > "Beauty is only a light switch away."
> > * Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC
> >
> > "I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower
> > my standards."
> > * Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge,
> > MA
> >
> > "If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste
> > of life, then let's all get wasted together and
> > have the time of our lives."
> > * Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
> >
> > "Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi,
> > how are you?"
> > * Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia
> >
> > "God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?"
> > * The Irish Times, Washington, DC
> >
> > "Fighting for peace is like screwing for
> > virginity."
> > * The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO
> >
> > "No matter how good she looks, some other guy is
> > sick and tired of putting up with her shit."
> > * Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill,
> > NC
> >
> > "To do is to be." - Descartes
> > "To be is to do." - Voltaire
> > "Do be do be do." - Frank Sinatra
> > * Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, AZ
> >
> > "At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry."
> > * Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ
> >
> > "It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't
> > been anywhere."
> > * Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
> > Wickenburg, AZ
> >
> > "Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!"
> > * Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman,
> > MO
> >
> > "God is dead." - Nietzsche
> > "Nietzsche is dead." - God
> > * The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, DC
> >
> > "If voting could really change things, it would be
> > illegal."
> > * Revolution Books, New York, New York.
> >
> > "A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or
> > testicles, you're going to have trouble with it."
> > * Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
> >
> > "JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had
> > invested?"
> > * Men's restroom, American University, Washington,
> > DC
> >
> > "If pro is opposite of con, then what is the
> > opposite of progress? Congress!"
> > * Men's restroom, House of Representatives,
> > Washington, DC
> >
> > "Express Lane: Five beers or less"
> > * Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's,
> > Phoenix, AZ
> >
> > "You're too good for him."
> > * Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed
> > Debevic's, Beverly Hills
> >
> > "No wonder you always go home alone."
> > * Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed
> > Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: Linda-Jeanne <lindaj@support.warwick.net>
> > To: TeamThicko <team-thicko@autox.team.net>
> > Sent: Sunday, October 31, 1999 6:26 PM
> > Subject: As is this one...
> >
> > > "no matter how cool you think he is, someone else is tired of his
shit"
> > > or
> > > > something to that effect...
> > > >
> > > > WST
> > >
> > > That was no joke, just a great prophecy.
> > > E.
> > > The Envious Spectator
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
>
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