A man with a bald head and a wooden leg was invited to a Halloween party.
He didn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he
wrote to a costume company to explain the problem. A few days later he
received a parcel with a note: "Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's
outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head, and with your
wooden leg, you will look just right as a pirate." The man was offended
because they had emphasized his wooden leg, so he wrote a letter of
complaint.
A week passed and he received another parcel and a note which said: "Dear
Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your
wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part." Now
the man was really annoyed since they had gone from emphasizing his wooden
leg to emphasizing his bald head - so he wrote the company another nasty
letter of complaint.
In a few days, he received a small parcel and a note which read: "Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses. May we suggest you pour the
molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a
caramel apple!"
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