A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She
got a terrible headache and
told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a
devoted husband, protested, but she
argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to
bed, and there was no need of
his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his
costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened
without pain, and as it was still
early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her
husband did not know what her
costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching
her husband to see how he
acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
around on the dance floor,
dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little
feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife up to him and being a rather seductive babe
herself, he left his partner high and dry
and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was
her husband. Finally he
whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so
off they went to one of the cars
and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went
home and put the costume
away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he
would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what
kind of a time he had had. He
said, "Oh the same old thing. You know I never have a good
time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell
you, I never even danced one
dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some
other guys, so we went into the
den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you...the
guy I loaned my costume to, sure had
a real good time!"
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