>
> > A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors
> of a terrible shipwreck.
> > They found themselves stranded on a desert island.
> After being there
> > awhile,
> > they got into the habit of going to the beach
> every evening to watch the
> > sun
> > go down.
> > One particular evening, the sky was red with
> beautiful cirrus
> > clouds,the
> > breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for
> romance. As they sat
> > there,
> > the sheep started looking better and better to the
> redneck. Soon, he
> > leaned
> > over to the sheep and put his arm around it. The
> dog got jealous, growling
> >
> > fiercely until the redneck took his arm from
> around the sheep. After that,
> >
> > the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
> together, but there was
> > no
> > more cuddling.
> > A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold,
> there was another shipwreck.
> >
> > The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the
> most beautiful woman
> > the
> > redneck had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way
> when they rescued her,
> > and
> > they slowly nursed her back to health.
> > When the young maiden was well enough, they
> introduced her to their
> > evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful
> evening, red sky, cirrus
> > clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a
> night of romance. Pretty
> > soon, the redneck started to get "those feelings"
> again. He fought them as
> >
> > long as he could, but he finally gave in,
> cautiously leaned over to the
> > young
> > woman, and whispered in her ear...
> > "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
> >
>
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