PICKUP LINES THAT MAY GET YOU KILLED
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and
wear you like a feedbag.
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.
If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was
Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
You remind me of a championship bass-I don't know whether to
mount you or eat you!
Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?
I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You
hold your mouth open and I'll put my head in.
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