Irv,
Flattering the Flounder will get you the biggest steak at RA...
WST
----- Original Message -----
From: Irv Korey <emanteno@ibm.net>
To: <team-thicko@autox.team.net>
Sent: Sunday, September 19, 1999 7:09 PM
Subject: Flounder's Watch
> Flounder's Watch
>
> The Flounder walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
> attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his
> watch for a moment.
>
> The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
>
> "No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was
just
> testing it."
>
> The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
> about
> it?"
>
> "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
>
> "What's it telling you now?"
>
> "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."
>
> The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am
> wearing panties!"
>
> The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
>
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