>There's this man with a bald head and a wooden leg who gets invited to a
>fancy dress party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head
>and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem.
>
>A few days later he receives a parcel with a note. "Dear Sir, please find
>enclosed a pirates outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald
>head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate".
>
>The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his
>wooden leg and so he writes a really rude letter of complaint.
>
>A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says "Dear
>Sir, sorry about before, please find enclosed a monks habit. The long
>robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really
>look the part".
>
>Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing his
>wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head and he writes the company a REALLY
>rude letter of complaint.
>
>The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads: "Dear Sir,
>please find enclosed a jar of caramel. Pour the jar of caramel over your
>bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a candied apple!"
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