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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems, when his teacher
picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting
on
a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None", replied Johnny "cause the rest would fly away".
"Well, the answer is four", said the teacher."But I like the way you are
thinking".
Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three
women
eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second
biting
her cone and the third sucking the cone, which one is married?"
"Well", said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger,
but I like the way you are thinking".
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The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable
words.
She thought
it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words
with
more
than one syllable.
"Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?"
"After some thought Jane proudly replied with "Monday".
"Great Jane. That has two syllables, Mon....day"
"Does anyone know another word?"
"I do! I do!" replied Johnny.
Knowing Johnny's more mature sense of humor she picks
Mike instead.
"OK Mike, what is your word."
"Saturday", says Mike.
"Great, that has three syllables..."
Not wanting to be outdone, Johnny says "I know a four
syllable word. Pick me! Pick me!"
Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large,
the teacher reluctantly says, "O.K. Johnny what is your
four syllable word?"
Johnny proudly says, "Mas...tur...ba...tion".
Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says,
"Wow, Johnny, four syllables! That certainly is a mouthful".
"No Ma'am, your thinking of 'blowjob', and that's only two syllables".
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