A new catagory - Thicko Jokes!
Fitz
Irv Korey wrote:
> A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a Team Thicko member were captured by a
> fierce
> Indian tribe.
>
> The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've
> caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a
> canoe.
>
> The good news is that you get to choose how you die."
>
> The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison,
> the
> Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.
>
> The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a
> pistol, he points it at his head says, "God save the queen!" and blows his
> brains out.
>
> The Team Thicko member says, Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he
> shrugs and
> gives him a fork. The Team Thicko member takes the fork and starts jabbing
> himself
> all over - the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere.
>
> There's blood gushing out all over; it's terrible. The chief is appalled,
> and screams, "What are you doing?"
>
> The Team Thicko member looks at the chief and says, "So much for your
> canoe,
> asshole!"
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