Today seems to be the day for jokes, so here is my contribution:
> Dopey
>
> The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an
> audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see
> the
> Pope. Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I
> do
>
> for you?" Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any
> dwarf
> nuns in Rome?"
>
> The pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment, and
> answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
>
> In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around
> and
>
> gives them a glare, silencing them.
>
> Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
> Europe?"
>
>
> The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No,
> Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
>
> This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again,
> Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
>
> Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere
> in
> the world?"
>
> "I'm sorry my son, there're no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
>
> The other dwarfs collapse in a heap rolling, laughing and pounding
> the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin
> chanting......"Dopey screwed a penguin! Dopey screwed a penguin!"
> >>
> <<FW: Dopey>>
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Subject: FW: Dopey
Date: Mon, 9 Aug 1999 08:23:00 -0600
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Dopey
The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an
audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the
Pope. Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do
for you?" Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf
nuns in Rome?"
The pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment, and
answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and
gives them a glare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No,
Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again,
Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in
the world?"
"I'm sorry my son, there're no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse in a heap rolling, laughing and pounding
the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin
chanting......"Dopey screwed a penguin! Dopey screwed a penguin!"
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