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To: "'Alan Thacker'" <athacker@net56.net>,
Subject: blonde joke
From: "Wm. Severin Thompson" <wsthompson@thicko.com>
Date: Tue, 15 Jun 1999 09:59:37 -0500
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and
help
me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to
start
it."

Her friend asks "What is it a puzzle of?"

The blonde says "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

So, the blonde's friend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he
heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to the
table
where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a minute, then studies the box. He then turns
to
her and says:

"First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to

assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger."

"Second, I'd advise you to have a cup of coffee and put all these
Frosted
Flakes back in the box."


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