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Re: The Screen Saver

To: "Team Thicko Mail List" <team-thicko@autox.team.net>,
Subject: Re: The Screen Saver
From: "Wm. Severin Thompson" <wsthompson@thicko.com>
Date: Fri, 9 Apr 1999 20:35:29 -0500
>       A male whale and a female were swimming off the coast of Japan, when
> they  noticed a whaling ship.  The male whale recognized it as the same
> ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.  He said to the
> female whale, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air
> holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and
> sink."  They  tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly
> sank.
>
>       Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard
> and were swimming to the safety of the shore.  The male was enraged  that
> they were going to get away so he told the female,  "Let's swim after them
> and gobble them up before they reach the shore."  At this point, the  male
> whale realized the female becoming
> reluctant to follow him.  "Look," she said,  "I went along with the blow
> job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen.
>
>



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