> > WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline)
> >
> > Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a
>> > nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
> >
> > Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled >
up
> > and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her >
head.
> >
> > One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned >
and
> > walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, >
and
> > she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda >
replied
> > that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding
> her > > brains in for over an hour.
> >
> > The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the d>
ddoors
> were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When >> > they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
dough
> on > > the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded
from > the
> > heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of
>> > dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find >
out > > what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.
> >
> > She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her
>> > brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
>> >
> > And, yes, Linda is a blonde.
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