WST wrote:
>John,
>
>Please re-submit to the Team Thicko list for review... all groveling must be
>public before the teeming masses...
>
>WST
>
>John Utter wrote:
>
>> O' Great Flounder, Grand Potentate of the Vintage Racing Universe
>>
>> I hereby humbly submit my Rabid Dog Racing page
>> (www.execpc.com/~utter914/RabidDog.html) for consideration for a future
>> "Thicko of the Month" award. Although I am only a lowly SCCA pit marshal at
>> Road America in close proximity to the Black Flag station (if you get my
>> drift), I would consider it a honor and privilege (I think) to grace your
>> prestigious web site for one fleeting moment of fame and glory. If I am
>> selected I would like a can of your Whup Ass which I would only use during
>> autoxing events against those new fangled Miatas.
>>
>> I would also urge you to apply for a membership in V.I.R.U.S. (Very
>> Immature Racers of the US). An application form can be found at
>> (http://www.execpc.com/~oldcat/race2.htm). As this is a very select
>> membership, please don't be insulted if not approved the first time around.
>> However, bribes do go a long way in deeming who is or is not selected.
>>
>> John Utter
>> EmComm Graphic Design
>> www.execpc.com/~utter914
>> '76 914
I stand chastised O' Great One. The above is submitted to the list as
ordered. My humble apologies.
John Utter
EmComm Graphic Design
www.execpc.com/~utter914
'76 914
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