APPLICATION TO BECOME A GREEN BAY PACKER FAN
>> PART A GENERAL INFORMATION
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>> Name_________________________
>> Address________________________, (Wisconsin)
>> CB Handle______________________
>> Neck Shade:______Light Red _______Medium Red______Dark Red
>> Number Of Teeth Exposed Full Grin: (Neither can exceed 3):
>> __________Upper _________ Lower
>> Mobile Home Color:
>> _________Two-Tone, Brown and White
>> _________Two-Tone, Pink and White
>> _________Faded Green and Gold
>> Model Of Pickup Truck:__________ Size Of Tires_________
>> Length of Right Leg________ Length Of Left Leg_________
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>> PART B COMPLETION
>>
>> Note: To be accepted, you must be honest and be able to
>> check at least 20 items from questions below. Note that
>> good Packer fans can sometimes check many answers for some
>> questions.
>>
>> 1) My favorite music is:
>> ____Country ____Western ____Anything played on an accordion
>>
>> 2) My favorite meal is:
>> _____ Head cheese and Old Milwaukee
>> _____ Cheese curd and Old Milwaukee
>> _____ Venison sausage and Old Milwaukee
>> _____ Kielbasa and carp (Surf & Turf)
>> _____ $5.99 Fish fry on Fridays
>> _____ 7 courses: brat and 6-pack
>> _____ Pickled eggs and turkey gizzards
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>> 3) Preferred Weapons:
>> _______ 12 Gauge
>> _______ Tire Iron
>> _______ Forehead
>> _______ Chain Saw
>> _______ Ice Auger
>> _______ Fishing Pole
>> _______ Empty Bottle
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>> 4) Primary Auto:
>> _________ '67 Ford Galaxy
>> _________ '67 Ford Galaxy with Transmission
>> _________ '73 Chevy Impala
>> _________ '67 Galaxy with '73 Impala Engine
>> _________ '67 Olds Delta 88
>> _________ '64 Chevy Belaire Station Wagon
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>>
>> 5) I usually greet people by saying:
>> ______ "Ya hey dere"
>> ______ "Dem Packers is playing like a bunch of old women"
>> ______ "Waddaya think a dem dere Packers"
>> ______ "Dey should take da whole bunch a dem Madison
>> Liberals and just line em up and shoot em"
>> ______ "Ya, dat Lombardi is God"
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>> 6) I can count to:
>> ____10 ____20 ___20 if I take my boots off
>>
>> 7) I am:
>> ____Married ____Happy ____Waiting for Packer Season Tickets
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>> 8) My favorite reading material is:
>> ________ Fishing Facts
>> ________ Beer Bottle Labels
>> ________ Guns And Ammo
>> ________ Today's Mercenary
>> ________ Polka Digest
>> ________ Sausage Making
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>> 9) Things I have in my front yard:
>> ________ Various kitchen appliances
>> ________ Cars on blocks
>> ________ Transmissions
>> ________ Pink flamingos
>> ________ Deer hanging from tree (in-season)
>> ________ Bird bath
>> ________ Deer hanging from tree (out-of-season)
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>> 10) I mostly wear:
>> _______ Polyester pants and leisure suit jacket
>> _______ Polyester pants with holes and hooded sweatshirt
>> _______ Green Bay belt buckle
>> _______ Blaze orange jacket
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>> 11) The most memorable event I ever attended:
>> ______ Minocqua Moose Call Competition
>> ______ Tomahawk Crew Cut Championships
>> ______ Oktoberfest in LaCrosse
>> ______ Evinrude Outboard Motor Finals
>> ______ Salmon-A-Rama
>> ______ Free Sample Day At Pick-n-Save
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>> 12) My favorite entertainment is:
>> ______ Deer hunting while drinking
>> ______ Watching Green Acres reruns and drinking
>> ______ Snowmobiling while drinking
>> ______ Drinking and burping
>> ______ Drinking and Canasta
>> ______ Drinking and Pinochle
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>> 13) Pick One:
>> ________ Someone is helping me read this
>> ________ Someone is reading this to me
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