You can take the boy out of the auto business, but you can't take the auto
business out of the boy. I was walking through the door after an appointment
with the beauty salon to have my hair colored, and then the chiropractor, when
I heard my husband on the phone with my son. "She's not in," he said. "She's
gone out for a paint job and a realignment."
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A mechanic accidentally swallowed some brake fluid and really liked the taste.
Before he knew it, he'd polished off a whole bottle of the stuff. His buddy
George caught him sneaking a swig the next day.
"That stuff is dangerous," George said. "You've gotta give it up." "Don't
worry," the mechanic said, "I can stop any time I want."
--David C.
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