Rigor mortis is only temporary...
my Jewish friend asked why we didnt put a big plate over the casket
like her people do. I said man I donno, stealing body parts isnt a
big problem for us...
On 9/7/06, Peter C. <nosimport@mailbag.com> wrote:
> At 06:34 AM 9/7/2006, Wm. Severin Thompson wrote:
>
> >So, as we're mere moments from winter in Wisconsin, people turn to other
> >activities to stay amused.
> ==========
> Several of us were musing on this at the local tavern last night.
>
> One said "You know how hard it is to get that cement vault open? What
> were they thinking?!"
>
> Next guy said, "Yeah, and the casket... they really seal those things
> with some kind of special wrench. They probably din't have one of those!"
>
> I said, "You think breaking in is tough.... guess they never heard of
> rigor mortis."
>
>
>
> Honest.
>
>
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