> Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
> until you hear them speak.
>
> A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
>
> He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
>
> A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
>
> Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
>
> Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
>
> Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
>
> The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
> right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
>
> It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
> someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
>
> If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
>
> The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those
> who got there first.
>
> Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he
> will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
>
> Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
>
> The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.
>
> When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12
> people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty
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