My wife told her friend about the statistic that most accidents happen
to people within 5 miles of home. My wife's friend said "Well, they
should move."
I was doing my taxes and noticed in the instructions under "Other
Income" the following (paraphrased):
Bribes: Bribes should be recorded under other income.
Kickbacks: Kickbacks and the like should be recorded under other income.
Stolen Property: Stolen property should be reported according to
value of the stolen property unless returned to rightful owner in the
same year.
LOL our tax dollars at work.
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