Reminds of the 2 gerbils running loose in San Fran.
After spending the afternoon dodging foot traffic and
cable cars, they were taking a breather when one
noticed they were in front of a gay bar. He nudges
his buddya and asks "Want to go in and get SH$$
faced".....
--- Lester Ewing <lewing@sport.rr.com> wrote:
> umm... like this...
>
> Lester
>
> Subject: Propulsion Theory
>
>
> "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big
> mistake. But I was only
> trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski
> told bemused
> doctors in
> the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.
> Tomaszewski,
> and his
> homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been
> admitted for
> emergency
> treatment after a felching session had gone
> seriously wrong.
>
> "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and
> slipped Raggot, our
> gerbil,
> in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out
> "Armageddon", my
> cue that
> he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but
> he wouldn't come out
> again, so I peered into the tube and struck a
> match, thinking the
> light
> might attract him."
>
> At a hushed press conference, a hospital
> spokesman described what
> happened next.
>
> "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and
> a flame shot out
> the
> tube, igniting Mr Tomaszewski's hair and severely
> burning his
> face. It
> also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers
> which in turn
> ignited a
> larger pocket of gas further up the intestine,
> propelling the
> rodent out
> like a cannonball."
>
> Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a
> broken nose from the
> impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first
> and second
> degree burns
> to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
> (Los Angles Times) ----------
>
> Sent: Tuesday, August 13, 1996 4:07 PM
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