Planning for the future....
Living Will Form
I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not
wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of Pinhead
politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives
depended on it.
Nor in the hands of lawyers/doctors who are interested simply in
running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least
one of the following:
Bloody Mary,
Margarita,
Single malt Scotch ,
Martini,
Gin and Tonic,
steak,
lobster or crab legs,
the remote control,
bowl of ice cream,
the sports page,
chocolate,
or sex
it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed
person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes
and call it a day.
At this point, it is time to call a New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to
come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise
their glasses to toast the good times we have had.
Signature: ___________________________
Date: ___________________________
I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The
patients are happier and they have a lot more visitors
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