On Friday 10 September 2004 04:25 pm, Ron Soave wrote:
> Hi Tom,
> I live in Roscoe, IL, where Danica was born and
> raised. I have not met her family yet, but am told
> she has 2 sisters of similar gumption and God-given
> looks.
>
> To dull the story a bit, I'm now told the house (80%
> built) is actually for her parents primarily. It does
> have a 4 car garage, it looks to be 2 bays deep.
>
I can their first meeting now ....
RS: "Hi how are you doing?"
DP: "Fine, my name is Danica, and that is my parents house. I sometimes stay
there."
RS: "I have heard about you Danica, you want to come over and see my Bugeye?"
DP: "Huh, what?"
RS "(Bursting with pride) My Bugeye!"
DP: "Is that what you old guys call it, I have heard of one-eyed ...."
RS: "That is what all the guy call it"
DP: "Weird"
RS: "Since the kids are gone, I'll let you fire it up. I don't like to wake
them up with the 'Bugeye'"
DP: "Gee Ron, I don't ..."
RS: "(Ron interupting) I'll even give you a ride"
DP: "Whoa, there guy, don't you think you are being a bit pushy?
RS: "You will like it, it is cute"
DP: "Cute?"
RS: "Of course, all the woman think it is cute. When I have it on display in
the street they all stop and say, "That is so cute and small"
DP: "You leave it out on the street!"
RS: "Yeah, but I try to put it away before it rains."
DP: "Since when is small a good thing?"
RS: "The bugeye is small and quick."
DP: "Quick? Great. Gee, Ron, you sound like my prom date."
RS: "Come on, lets go"
DP: "What about your wife?"
RS: "She won't mind, beside I have given her plenty of rides"
DP: "I don't think that is the point"
RS: "Besides it is safe, just ask the Team Thicko guys. I have given most of
them rides"
DP: "Guys to. Ah, ah, .... this is getting strange"
RS: "And the neighborhood kids, the moms don't mind"
DP: "WHAT!!, MEN and KIDS!"
RS: "If your worried, bring your parents, they can watch.
DP: "(Backing away quickly) WATCH! Sorry Ron, I, I, ... gotta go and wash my
cat. Yeah thats it"
RS: "What a nut, everyone likes the Bugeye."
Just a quick view into life the strange life of ....
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77 MG Midget
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