In a message dated 7/30/2004 5:48:50 AM Mountain Daylight Time, UtleyDallas
writes:
Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or hovering near 50) are
quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the
kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try
to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets,
the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
13. Thongs and Depends
And the ultimate "Bad Taste" in fashion for the "Older
Folks".....................
14. Pierced Nipples that hang below the waist
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
Robert Houston
Texan in New Mexico
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety
deserve neither liberty nor safety._Benjamin Franklin_
(http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Benjamin_Franklin/) (1706 - 1790)
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Full-name: UtleyDallas
Date: Fri, 30 Jul 2004 07:48:50 EDT
Subject: SENIOR DRESS CODE (funny)
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Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or hovering near 50) are
quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the
kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try
to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets,
the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
13. Thongs and Depends
And the ultimate "Bad Taste" in fashion for the "Older
Folks".....................
14. Pierced Nipples that hang below the waist
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
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