In a message dated 7/12/2004 9:10:39 PM Mountain Daylight Time,
wolfbj@prodigy.net writes:
Price of one pill? Nah, I want to know what the price of a months supply
is? And then whos month are they basing that price on?
Reminds me of the old story of the group of men attending a conference on
Sexual Dysfunction. The moderator began the discussion by asking for a show of
hands to determine the frequency of sex acts.
He began with "every day" and a few hands went up.
"twice a week" and a few more hands went up.
"once a week" and a few more raised their hands.
"once every two weeks" got a few responses.
"once a month" and most of the middle aged men timidly raised a hand.
"once every two months" got a few shy responses.
"once every six months" at first got no responses and then four dour faced
men slowly raised their hands.
"and finally, once a year" at which a small man in the back of the room with
a huge grin on his face jumped up and started waving his hand back and forth
excitedly.
The moderator watched the man for a few moments and said, OK, I see you are
the only one, would you mind telling us why you are so excited?
The fellow responded at the top of his lungs "TONIGHTS THE NIGHT!!!!"
Robert Houston
Texan in New Mexico
Check out the Declaration of Independence! You think it promises happiness?
No no no, it talks about the "pursuit of happiness." The PURSUIT! We've become
a nation of wimps! We think we're entitled to everything, we want to legislate
ourselves into some cozy little cocoon. Well, forget it, Nature Boy. There
are no guarantees. Life is nasty, brutish, and short.Jeff Melvoin, Northern
Exposure, Bolt from the Blue, 1994
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