A Sweet Mudders Day Poem for all you chillens out
there!
Bree! ;)
> > When me prayers were poorly said
> > Who tucked me in me widdle bed
> > And spanked me till me arse was red,
> >
> > Me Mudder!
> >
> > Who took me from me cozy cot
> > And put me on the ice cold pot
> > And made me pee when I could not,
> >
> > Me Mudder!
> >
> > And when the morning light would come
> > And in me crib me dribbled some
> > Who wiped me tiny widdle bum,
> >
> > Me Mudder!
> >
> > Who would me hair so neatly part
> > And hug me gently to her heart
> > Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart,
> >
> > Me Mudder!
> >
> > Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
> > And nearly have a king size fit
> > When in me Sunday pants me s*** ,
> >
> > Me Mudder!
> >
> > When at night her bed did squeak
> > Me raised me head to have a peak
> > Who yelled at me to go to sleep,
> >
> > Me Fadder!
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