I thought this was funny, an anti-valentines
greeting..It was composed of the first line being
ROMANTIC rhyme and the second part of it is being
composed exactly opposite,anyway,thought some of you
might enjoy it...for those who don't, I bet
that "delete" key still works....:)
Bree!
Happy Valentine's!!!Subject: Anti-Valentine
Poems
These are entries to a competition asking for a
rhyme with the most romantic first line but least
romantic second line:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and
so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the
sugar bowl's empty and
so is your head.
I thought that I could love no other,
That is, until I met your brother.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you1re not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love, you take my breath away,
What have you stepped in, to smell this way?
My feelings for you, no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to Hell!"
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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