More Wacky Want-ads

Here's a couple of more from the local shopper:

"Dodge Aspirin for parts".  

If I take one a day, will it prevent a heart attack?

"Rolls Royce Viper Jet Engine- Compl on stand, minus starter. No logs or 
histroy.  Great for school, training, any ground use - $1995"

Keith Turk, are you out there, bud?  Wanna join the 3 club?

Rick


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