This was fowarded to me from a motorcycle newsgroup but could also
pertain to LBC's.
Taken from a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Instruction Book.
Translated by Honda for the American Motorcycle Rider. The following
rules for motorists are so successful in Japan, that American motorcycle
riders might profitably paste them in their hats.
1. At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him
by or otherwise disrespect him.
2. When a passenger of the foot, hooves in sight, tootel the horn
trumpet melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage, tootel
him with vigor and express by word of mouth, warning Hi, Hi.
3. Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you
pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go soothingly by.
4. Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport in roadway. Avoid
entanglement of dog with wheel spokes.
5. Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon. Press
the brake foot as you roll around the corners, and save the collapse and
tie up.
Dan Walters
'63 Sprite
'74 Midget
Brick NJ
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