Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drives his new Buick
Rendezvous into an Irish gas station.
An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro
is...
"top o' the morning to ya".
As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.
Say, what are those, son?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replied Tiger.
"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.
"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those
fellas
at Buick think of everything" !
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